| Wife:Honey wht ru looking4?
Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an
hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date! |
| Frnd1: u have married with 1 of
the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
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| Sardar to Mali : Go and water the
garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses.
Take umbrella and go.
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| Father: What was the hardest thing
u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
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| Lady1:"What do u think bout
husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!"
Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only
in the night.
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| Srdr : What is the Guarantee for
this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror
will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
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| A new Boy joins class_ He finds
two Boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them Are you both twins...?
Boy replies No. We are neighbour
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| A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went
& kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy
: "B Com final year...And U ??"
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| Man to Doc:Is there any way for
long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of
long life will never come to your mind
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| What is D diff. betwn a
Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning
Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
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| Technical question: Where u can
find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where
WOMENgoes there MANgoes
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| Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
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| Q:Why most men prefer to kiss
women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a
woman's mouth.
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| Height of technical thinking... A
software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1
instead of help help......!!
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| Doc & engg loved d same girl.
Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl.
Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
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