| A Gujju boy fillin an application
form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
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| Wats d Diff btwn own Wife &
Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is
like ICECREAM should have Immediately
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| Teacher : "Can anybody give
an example of CO INCIDENCE?". Sardar : Sir, my mom n dad married on
the Sameday, Sametime.
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| A pregnant lady goes to
astrologer.He says when the baby Will deletered baby's father will die.The
lady says oh thank god my husband is safe
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| Written on the front side of a
Girl's T shirt: "I am a Virgin " ... On the back "This is
an Old T shirt "..!
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| A sardar was always teasing his
wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased
him back "ek bache ka baap
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| Q:There is always a sign
board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why?
Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
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| WIFE : " I wish I was a
newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too
wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
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| 2 sardar soldiers captured a
pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki
asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
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| Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's
house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire
Station..!
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| Girl: Will you love me after
marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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| Q: If a Devil catches your wife,
what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the
MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
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| LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY
BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE
WAS A MOSQUITO
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| when u kiss an american girl she
says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when
u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
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| There are Three Scientist Come
together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India.
The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis
Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain
i.e
Made in India
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