MACHHAR
NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON
THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA
KHOON THA
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MARNA
HO AGAR KISIKO MARDO EHSAAN SE,KYA MILEGA AGAR KISIKO MARDOGE JAAN SE ,JAAN
KA MARA HUA DUSHMAN BANJAYEGA JAAN KA,SAR UTHA NAHI SAKTA MARA HUA EHSAAN
KA.!
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zindagi
ek saaz hai aapki dosti pe hame naaz hai kitni mohabbat hai aap mein aur
hum mein ye hum dono mein ek raaz hai
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Every
king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a
blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that
counts... Gud Day!
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No
Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No
No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning
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close
ur eyes and move, yeah move ahead.... turn right walk and turn around
until you are before the mirror. Once you asked me about my life...!! Open
your eyes and you can see it yourself.......
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tu
dhoka tera pyar hai dhoka te dhoka teri har baat tu jhuti teri gal hai
jhuti te jhute tere jajbaat pyar kare jo koi tere nal na rakhe sach di aas
apneia nu chad hoi gairan di e hi rakhe yaad
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Maine
tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne..... So just go
to sleep and see what i have chosen for YOU..... Good Night
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Jab
aapka sms aata hai, to mere rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kamp jata
hai, dil mai gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid yeh aapkakasoor nahi hai, mera
mobile vibrater per hota hai.
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When
I first saw you i was afraid to meet you. When i first meet you i was
afraid to like you. and now that i like you i am afraid to love you. Now
that i love you i am afraid to lose you.
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Nurse-
Mubarak ho. Sardar ji.. Aap papa ban gaye ..
Sardarji-
Meri Wife ko nahi bolna.. Main usse surprise doonga..!
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Aaj
... Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur
Pii Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho !
!!
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kudrat
ke karishme me agar raat na hoti..... to khaboo me aap se mulakaat na hoti.
har marj ki wajha ye dil to hai . ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti...
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Monsoon
Rain or Summer Heat, Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me
Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat.
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Tumne
na suni dhadkan hamari ,Humne mehsus ki har saans tumhari.... Itne karib
ho kar bhi door ho,Bas yahi hai majburi hamari....
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Umar
tumse kabhi muh na mode,Waqt tera saath kabhi na chode.... Zindagi ke
safar me ae dost mere,Koi kabhi tera dil na tode....
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Tumse
mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti
ho: Your file not found! Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I dont like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho
tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse
debug karna, wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so
gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Itnay
dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha
saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gaya hoon to ullu ka patha
mananay bhi nahi aya.
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One
sikh man who does not know english was taking a sun bath a woman came to
him asking
r u relaxing?
he said no no i m banda singh another man came in and he asked same
question r u relaxing he said no no i m banda singh 3 to 5 more people
came asking same question he got annoyed he stood up and went away whiile
he was going he found an american taking sun bath he asked him r u
relaxing that man replied yaaaaaaaaah and sikh man started beating him and
said to him stupid u r sitting over here and people r searching foru over
there
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U
know, What is the Diffrence between U and Blood, Blood Comes to the Heart
and goes outside, But U come in to My Heart and Stay there
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No
matter the sky is black or blue...no matter theres star or moon...as long
as ur heart is true...sweet dreams will come to u...GOOD NIGHT
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Think
of difficult people as sandpaper,They may rub & scratch u painfully...
But ull end up smooth & polished,And the sandpaper ends....Good
Morning....
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SPACE
seems like an empty word... But its full of
S
pecial
P
eople
A
round
C
aring
E
ndlessly.... Good Morning....
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Wife
is a
Received call
,Neighbour girl is a
Dialed Call
,Aunty is
Missed Call
,Lover is
Waiting Call
But Friendship is a
Fevicol
....
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Khud
pe bharosa hai to KHUDA tere saath hai,Apno pe bharosa hai to har DUA tere
saath hai... Zindagi se kabhi mat darnaae DOST,Tera yeh DOST sada tere
saath hai....
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AGE
OF DRINKS... 1 To 3=MILK... 3 To 8=CERELAC... 9 To 13=HORLICKS... 14 To
25=BEER... 26 To 40=OLDMONK... 41 To 60=TONIC... After 60 Anytime GANJAGAL...
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Lots
of ants were on my cell I was even more wondering that how can ants come
to know that my cell contains contact of sweet person like U.....
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Jab
hum roya karenge,teri yaad sanjoya karenge.jab hum soya krenge,tujhe yaad
kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi to kya hua, YAMRAAJ k mobile se SMS karenge.
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A
union of 2 hearts, A meeting of 2 minds , Its a cherished gift from heaven
that every loving hearts dreaming of.. THAT
S LIFE.
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let
the sun rise everyday for u!let it shine for u!ask the moon to accompany
u!lat all the roses blush for u!with a little wish to u.
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Open
wid love muje tumse kuch kehna he wahi baat jo dil ko chu jai wahi pyar ke
3 akshar 3 golden words SUDHAR JA NALAYAK......Hehe
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Tumse
doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb
aane laga !
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pyar
me aakhe zuban hoti hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard
mile to kaisa ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai aapke dilmein
kya hai bata dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye
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dosti
se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda
se kya tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai
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mausam
mast hai mahaul jabardast hai apne apne kam me sdab vyast hai sochs phone
karo pata chala is route ki sab line wyast hai.
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dekha
mere sms ka kamal,ghanti baji, bandar ne cell uthaya,ab chipku bandar sms
path rah hai,ab sur khjake soch raha hai ki ye sms kise forward karu?
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dosti
se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda
se kya tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai..
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Smile
is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of
livelihood & Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep
smiling
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Khawabon
me aanewale tera shukriya, dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya..kaun karta
hai is zamane main kisi se dosti itni hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya.
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hum
hyderabad waloon ka kehna hai ladkyun se ........• Mohabbat 1 bar ho
jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay
hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay
to use kameenapan kehtay hai
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Wife
ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke
hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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Its
not an achievement to make 1000s friends in a year, but an achievement
is when you make a friend for 1000s years.
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sometimes
my mind ask why ?i missu? why i love u ?why i care 4 u? why i remember u?
why i sms u?then my haert aswers ,
it simple ,bcoz u are so special 2 me.
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Smile
is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of
livelihood & Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep
smiling...
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SMILE
> S : SETS U FREE M : MAKE U SPL I : INCREASE UR FACE VALUE E: ERASE UR
TENSIONS SO KIP SMILING ITS SUITS U...
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a
gun can kill some1, fire can burn some1, wind can chill, anger can rage,
but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart...so, keep smiling
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Life
end when you stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, Love ends
when you stop caring, Friendship ends when u stop sharing so keep in
touch.
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Oss
ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai,Suraj ki kirne ek tazgi jaga rahi hai....
Ho jaiye aap bhi in me shaamil,Ek pyari si subah aapko neend se jaga rahi
hai...Good Morning...
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Nikalte
hain aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu na yaad aaye,Aisi koi raat nahi hoti
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Har
rishta mila virasat mein,Phir dosti kyon alag se banai.... Kyonki baaki
rishte banaye KHUDA ne,Aur dosti khud KHUDA ki parchai hai.....
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