<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36435969</id><updated>2011-10-02T17:59:31.954-07:00</updated><category term='Hindi SMS 3'/><category term='Sweet Messages 3'/><category term='Sweet Messages 4'/><category term='Sweet Messages 2'/><category term='Hindi SMS 2'/><category term='Sweet Messages 6'/><category term='Sweet Messages'/><category term='Hindi SMS 4'/><category term='SMS Jokes 2'/><category term='SMS Jokes 3'/><category term='Sweet Messages 7'/><category term='Love/ Friendship Messages 2'/><category term='SMS Jokes 5'/><category term='Love/ Friendship Messages 3'/><category term='Sweet Messages 8'/><category term='SMS Jokes 4'/><category term='Love/ Friendship Messages 7'/><category term='Love/ Friendship Messages 6'/><category term='Love/ Friendship Messages 5'/><category term='Love/ Friendship Messages 4'/><category term='SMS Jokes'/><category term='Love/ Friendship Messages'/><category term='Sweet Messages 5'/><category term='Hindi SMS'/><title type='text'>Textmall</title><subtitle type='html'>Text Messages, SMS, Short Messages, Sweet Messages, One Liners, Funny Messages, Freindship Messages, Teasing Messages, Inspirational Messages, Flirting Messages, Romantic Messages, Mobile Messages</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>timeskraft</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06425638710731035737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>24</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36435969.post-683490791607516516</id><published>2006-11-18T04:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-18T04:51:30.156-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sweet Messages 8'/><title type='text'>Sweet Messages 8</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;
  &lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" borderColor="#000000" cellSpacing="1" cellPadding="1" width="48%" align="left" border="1"&gt;
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      &lt;td style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm" vAlign="top" width="50%"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font color="#000080"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;We are like
          PENCIL,best part of us is inside,We make marks as we touch others
          lives,we make mistakes,we erase but we become better as we are
          sharpned...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="1"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 1.5pt; mso-yfti-irow: 64" width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm" vAlign="top" width="50%"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font color="#000080"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;WHEN NITES R LONG
          AND FRENS R FEW...I SIT ALONE N THINK OF YA...WITH LOVELY HEART AND
          SILENT TEAR...ALL I WISH IS U TO BE HERE...miss ya..!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="1"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr style="HEIGHT: 1.5pt; mso-yfti-irow: 64" width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm" vAlign="top" width="50%"&gt;
        &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-line-height-alt: 1.5pt" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Sweet
        fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really
        hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find m&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;O:P&gt;
        &lt;/O:P&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm" vAlign="top" width="50%"&gt;
        &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-line-height-alt: 1.5pt" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;As
        the sky&lt;br&gt;
        ,/,,:*-*:, -, 0 , - *&lt;br&gt;
        ;%;* ^^^^^----^^^^^/;';;;;')))(((&lt;br&gt;
        breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to
        shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Walk with me when ur
          hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me
          when u need some1 to lean on, b'coz i am a frnd u can always depend
          on!!&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/O:P&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Ur validity of being my
          friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly
          by delivering 4-5 sweet &amp;amp; cool msgs.So hurry&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/O:P&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Y do we close our eyes
          wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is becoz the most
          precious thing in the world is unseen. Wen i close my eyes i c u!&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Treat your life as a
          Sea,&lt;br&gt;
          your heart as a Seashore,&lt;br&gt;
          Friends like waves,&lt;br&gt;
          It never matters how many there are,&lt;br&gt;
          what matters is how many touch the seashore?&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Always
        Have Positive Attitude in life. There Is Something Positive In Every
        Person &amp;amp; Situation Even A Stopped Clock Is Right Twice&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Every
        life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am
        thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that
        is U..!!.!!.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;H_M…
        T_M… No 1 is complete without “U” nd FR_ENDSH_P will never b
        complete without “I”, So “U” &amp;amp; “I” have to be there for
        ever if u want HUM (,”) and (‘’) Tum 2 b frndz…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;All
        mornings are like Paintings:-&lt;br&gt;
        U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up
        &amp;amp; AMS from someone who cares to color ur day...&lt;br&gt;
        G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Eveything
        in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine, but
        there is one thing that is pure &amp;amp; divine… ur friendship &amp;amp;
        lucky to be mine…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;I
        may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there
        4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good
        night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Not
        every bird can dance,But peacock did that.Not every flower can represent
        LOVE,but Rose did that.Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,But u did
        that...&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;look...the
        moon is calling u ...see the stars r shining for u..hear my heart says:
        may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits
        !!!!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;having
        friends is the best thing can ever happen , having u (name of the
        friend)........is the best thing i ever had in my hole life !!!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Dreams
        r2b 4goten reality to b lived. desires 2b fulfilled &amp;amp; destiny 2b
        reached. where it began. where will it end. friends from da start.
        friends til the end!.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Without
        humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is
        hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Happiness
        is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand
        still it comes &amp;amp; sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest
        moments!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;SMILE:&lt;br&gt;
        S: Sets u free,&lt;br&gt;
        M: Makes u special,&lt;br&gt;
        I: Increases ur face value,&lt;br&gt;
        L: Lifts up ur spirits,&lt;br&gt;
        E: Erases all ur tensions,&lt;br&gt;
        So, please keep smiling.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;If
        I cud give u a gift… I wud give u the ability 2 see urself, d way I c
        u, so that u wud know what a wonderful FRIEND u are!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Friends
        r like a page in book of life… every page with a different subject…
        But u r my index page coverying every subject of my life. Have a great
        day…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;5
        Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep
        breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat &amp;amp; say… Here I AM OH
        LORD, Embrace ME &amp;amp; be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;
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    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;If
        you ask me for how long i’ll be your friend my answer will be I
        don’t know.. Coz I really don’t know whats longer ALWAYS OR
        FOREVER…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Every
        sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my
        soul… we may not see each other but u will always be someone special
        to me…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;A
        Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent
        Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable - it’s a SMILE from
        me. Enjoy &amp;amp; take care…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Whenever
        u want to know how rich u r, juz drop a tear from ur eyes n look
        around… The number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears will
        tell u how rich you are!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;Friendship
        is all about three things - winning, losing and sharing, wining your
        firnd’s heart, losing your ego and sharing joys and sorrows…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;You
        may hear nothing from me on how I appreciate you, but beyond that
        silence, your friendship creates a beautiful sound in my heart…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;I’m
        not sure what life could bring… I’m not sure if dreams come true,
        I’m not sure what love can do… but am very sure about one thing “
        I like u a a lot”…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;9
        lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give,
        learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love &amp;amp;
        learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;()'''''()&lt;br&gt;
        ( ', ') ''&lt;br&gt;
        'a fren like u.....&lt;br&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;is worth million dollars.... If u dont mind....... CAN I SELL U?&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="52%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#000080"&gt;What
        makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when
        you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Ask my eyes to stop looking at you...
          Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop
          dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me
          everything..But don't u ever stop me from loving you.&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/O:P&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
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      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.
          Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it.
          Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/O:P&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
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        &lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-line-height-alt: 1.5pt" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;v..v..v..v...v....v..v..v....v....v....v....vv..vvv......A
        lot of people will walk in and out of ur life but only true friends will
        leave footprints in ur HeArT...Value them...&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/O:P&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;T I T A N I C&lt;br&gt;
          __||___ _'::::::::'=._,/I___ '_,_____________/ ''&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Though it was a great ship but it sank.
          So the best ship is still &amp;quot;friend-ship&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &amp;nbsp;
        &lt;/div&gt;
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      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Last night thinking of you one tear
          rolled out. I asked it Why are you out? Tear said: there is someone so
          beautiful in your eyes, there is no place for me.&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/O:P&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;we've
        known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b
        more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2...
        rob a bank?&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Vacancy
        Post-True Friend.&lt;br&gt;
        Eligiblity-Loving &amp;amp; caring&lt;br&gt;
        Duty-To love&lt;br&gt;
        Experience-Not reqiured.&lt;br&gt;
        Salary- Never Ending Love.&lt;br&gt;
        Joining-Immediately.&lt;br&gt;
        Are you interested...&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;As we sail thru
        life, don’t avoid Storms &amp;amp; Rough waters, just let it PASS… Sail
        on! Bcos Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Todays Thought:
        Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u
        get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Have a terrific
        day…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Scratch &amp;amp;
        win&lt;br&gt;
        H____&lt;br&gt;
        HE___&lt;br&gt;
        HEA__&lt;br&gt;
        HEAR_&lt;br&gt;
        HEART… Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U Friend…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Friends are not
        a game to play, Friends are not just a Word to say, Friends do not start
        in March &amp;amp; end in May, “Friends” means yesterday, Today &amp;amp;
        Forever”.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;How 2 grow
        friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with good
        thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and
        nourish it.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;can u do
        something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the
        stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more
        !!!(***good night)&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;no one can live
        without air ...no one can live without heart ...no one can live without
        love ...u my friend r all of that , i cant live without u !!!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;!--
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    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Friends are
        Angles.. sent 4m heaven dey guide U care4 U luv U &amp;amp; inspire U u r
        one of d sweetest Angels i ever had...! hope u'll b my Angel 4 ever...!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;It feels nice
        when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when
        some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Life can be
        hard &amp;amp; not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a
        promise made in the heart - silently, unwritten, unbreakable by
        distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always belovedfriend.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Friendship is
        sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.
        When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than
        my share!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;It is not the
        presence of someone that brings meaning 2 life, but it’s the way,
        someone touches ur heart, which gives life a beautiful meaning!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Take time 2
        enjoy life. It is rich in all it’s myriad hues n has so much 2 offer.
        Work hard, but play equally hard n relax. U need 2 unwind!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Faith makes all
        things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things
        beautiful, May u have all the 3, As u begin each day.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;1-min, 1-hr,
        1-day, 1-week, 1-month, 1-year. No matter how long, i’ll treasure the
        time, we became friends… hope we remain gud friends 4ever.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;What is real
        but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me…
        What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but
        priceless? Ur friendship…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Friendship is
        like a bank in which u have to Deposit love, sympathy, trust, help &amp;amp;
        joy… and as Interest you will get comapanion for lifetime!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Some things can
        b left undone, Som words can b left unsaid, Some feelings can b left
        unexpressed but someone like u can never b left unremembered!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Friends are not
        a game to play, Friends are not just a Word to say, Friends do not start
        in March &amp;amp; end in May, “Friends” means yesterday, Today &amp;amp;
        Forever”.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;On the shore of
        life, friends are live waves… They come and go but they touch in such
        a way that a feeling of closness always remains there…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Smiling is a
        sign of one’s good mood. Laughing is a sign of happiness. Praying is a
        sign of good faith. Have U as my Friend is a sign of God’s Blessings!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
    &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
      &lt;td vAlign="top" width="48%"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;LovE is Not HoW
        LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy
        TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
    &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;/table&gt;
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  &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td vAlign="top" width="516" height="1" align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;There
      are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a
      day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td vAlign="top" width="516" height="48" align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Ur
      validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur
      friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet &amp;amp; cool msgs. So hurry&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td vAlign="top" width="516" height="1" align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;To
      live a life I need a heartbeat,To have a heartbeat I need a heart,To have
      a heart I need happiness,To have happiness,I need a friend,and for a
      friend I need You..!!!&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="109" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Take the date u r Born....*4, +13, *25,
        -200, +month u r born, *2, -40, *50, +last 2 digits of year u r born ,
        -10500.&lt;br&gt;
        Notice anything?&lt;br&gt;
        Try it, its really interesting!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="81" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Little faith says &amp;quot;God Can do
        it&amp;quot;,&lt;br&gt;
        Big faith says &amp;quot;God will do it&amp;quot;,&lt;br&gt;
        But great faith says &amp;quot;It is done&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;
        Nothing is impossible when God is with U...&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="69" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;i asked God 4 a rose &amp;amp; he gave me a
        garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water &amp;amp; he gave me an ocean. i asked
        God 4 an angel &amp;amp; he gave me u!&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="48" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so
        sweet?&lt;br&gt;
        H: How r u?&lt;br&gt;
        E: Everything all right?&lt;br&gt;
        L: Like to c u.&lt;br&gt;
        L: Love 2 hear from u&lt;br&gt;
        O: Obviouslly miss u...&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="56" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;BEAUTY doesn't make love but love makes
        BEAUTY ;&lt;br&gt;
        BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART;&lt;br&gt;
        hEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="26" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Its a nice feeling when you know that
        someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;&lt;br&gt;
        but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets
        your birthday.&lt;br&gt;
        &amp;quot;HAPPY&lt;br&gt;
        BIRTHDAY&amp;quot;.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="64" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Life never seems to be the way we want it,
        but we LIVE it is the best way we can. There is no PERFECT LIFE but we
        can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="48" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice
        smiles &amp;amp; others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a
        nice HEART…&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="60" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello
        Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin
        Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="73" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly
        water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u
        a very special Good Morning....&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="70" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Dr's prescription for today.A cute little
        smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for
        Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D&lt;br&gt;
        M@RNING...&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="72" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
        F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td vAlign="top" width="516" height="1"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;()'''''()&lt;br&gt;
      ( ,'0')'') Hi&lt;br&gt;
      ('')('')&lt;br&gt;
      Wishing u................&lt;br&gt;
      G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night&lt;br&gt;
      hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -&lt;br&gt;
      Sasta padta hai yaar.....................&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="48" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;!--
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&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/font&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="48" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;in LIFE when you get troubles&lt;br&gt;
        don't getnervous,&lt;br&gt;
        just close ur eyes&lt;br&gt;
        &amp;amp; follow ur HEART&lt;br&gt;
        coz heart is in LEFT&lt;br&gt;
        but it is always RIGHT&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="28" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Simple Bye makes us cry,&lt;br&gt;
        Simple joke makes us Laugh,&lt;br&gt;
        Simple care makes us fall in Luv,&lt;br&gt;
        Simple Touch makes us feel better,&lt;br&gt;
        But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="91" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Our communication - Wireless&lt;br&gt;
        Our telephone - Cordless&lt;br&gt;
        Our cooking - Fireless&lt;br&gt;
        Our youth - Jobless&lt;br&gt;
        Our food - Fatless&lt;br&gt;
        Our labour - Effortless&lt;br&gt;
        Our conduct - Worthless&lt;br&gt;
        Our relation - Loveless&lt;br&gt;
        Our attitude - Careless&lt;br&gt;
        Our feelings - Heartless&lt;br&gt;
        Our politics - Shameless&lt;br&gt;
        Our education - Valueless&lt;br&gt;
        Our arguments - Baseless&lt;br&gt;
        &amp;quot;Our bosses - hopeless&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Finally,&lt;br&gt;
        Our Salary - Veryless&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="83" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r
        Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud
        Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="121" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Every Sunset Gives Us 1Day Less to Live!
        BUT Every Sunrise Give Us, 1Day More to Hope! So, Hope For The Best …
        Good Day &amp;amp; Good Luck!&lt;br&gt;
        (From: Rajendra K. Sheth - Chennai)&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="94" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Hello!!&lt;br&gt;
        Whats' wrong with your mobile ..........??&lt;br&gt;
        Tired so many times but Every time I call it says ----&lt;br&gt;
        &amp;quot;The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart&amp;quot;!!&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;(Forever n ever)&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="128" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;A special face,&lt;br&gt;
        a special smile,&lt;br&gt;
        a special someone, a special hug from me to u,&lt;br&gt;
        a special person,&lt;br&gt;
        I found in u,&lt;br&gt;
        Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="98" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;I liked lots of people n missed very few,
        but no one has been as special as u! I'd stand n wait in the world's
        longest que just for pleasure of being with u!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="108" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love
        is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship
        is like an umbrella, come lets share it&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="176" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;FOOL se&lt;br&gt;
        FOOL ne&lt;br&gt;
        FOOLon ki&lt;br&gt;
        FOOLwari me&lt;br&gt;
        FOOL k sath wish&lt;br&gt;
        kiya'U r the most&lt;br&gt;
        beautiFOOL,&lt;br&gt;
        wonderFOOL &amp;amp;&lt;br&gt;
        colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="27" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;A prayer: 2 bless&lt;br&gt;
        ur way&lt;br&gt;
        A wish : 2 lighten&lt;br&gt;
        ur moments&lt;br&gt;
        A cheer: 2 perfect ur day&lt;br&gt;
        A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="59" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a
        little inspiration&lt;br&gt;
        to get going,a little smile to brighten up &amp;amp; AMS from someone&lt;br&gt;
        who cares to color ur day...&lt;br&gt;
        G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="37" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Please remind me 2 remind U about
        reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that
        U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="50" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Life may bring failure, hardships, tears
        &amp;amp; lots of pain... but there's always a reason 2 smile as long as u r
        there.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="1" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Dear Customer,&lt;br&gt;
        We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u
        a lot. Thank you.&lt;br&gt;
        Sender:&lt;br&gt;
        Helpline&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="516" height="22" align="left"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;U're unlike no one else in the world becos
        God is not a duplicator, a creator he is, u're individualistic
        individualized in your own individuality.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;

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&lt;title&gt;Sweet Messages 5&lt;/title&gt;
&lt;/head&gt;

&lt;p align="left"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" borderColor="#000000" cellSpacing="1" cellPadding="1" width="368" align="left" border="1" height="6459"&gt;
            &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
              &lt;td vAlign="top" width="831" height="98" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Love is
                Not How Long U've Been 2gether; not How Much U've Given or Receive; Not
                how Many Times U've Helped Each Other --- Its How U Value Each
                Other...&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
              &lt;td vAlign="top" width="831" height="84" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Take my
                eyes but let me see U...Take my mind but let me Think about
                U...Take my Hand but let me Touch U...But don't try to take my
                Heart coz its already with U....&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
              &lt;td vAlign="top" width="831" height="68" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;My eyes
                Miss U, My Feeling Love U, My hand Need U, My Mind Call U, My
                heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
              &lt;td vAlign="top" width="831" height="68" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;I
                thought i'm alone as Your Friend, but behind YOU , I found a
                large queue, i complained about this to God, then realised HE
                too was in queue !&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
              &lt;td vAlign="top" width="831" height="82" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Between
                a 100000 yesterdays&amp;amp; a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione
                today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being
                such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr width="50%"&gt;
              &lt;td vAlign="top" width="831" height="86" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Every
                life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's
                why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a
                lovely color that is U..!!.!!.&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="208" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;()&amp;quot;..&amp;quot;()&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;b&gt;( &amp;nbsp;,&amp;nbsp;o &amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt; WHAT R&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;b&gt;(_3E_)&lt;/b&gt; Doing?&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;br&gt;
                ()&amp;quot;&amp;quot; ..() LET&lt;br&gt;
                (&amp;quot;&amp;quot;( ,o ) ME C...&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;( E.)&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;br&gt;
                &lt;b&gt;()&amp;quot;..&amp;quot;()&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;b&gt;( (&amp;quot;&amp;quot;) )&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;b&gt;( v e _)&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/b&gt;Aaila! Thinking of me!&lt;br&gt;
                Choo Chweet!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="128" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Dere's no Special reason for dis
                  msg,&lt;br&gt;
                  I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and
                  hope I can make u smile n say...&lt;br&gt;
                  Someone remembers u&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="111" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;If heartaches and tears and
                  shadows of doubt&lt;br&gt;
                  Are part of the deal, you can count me out&lt;br&gt;
                  But if you're talking about a game I can win&lt;br&gt;
                  You can count me in&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="169" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;As it is promised by the wind,&lt;br&gt;
                  As it is tendered in the heart,&lt;br&gt;
                  As it is written across the sky&lt;br&gt;
                  Love makes all things possible.&lt;br&gt;
                  Love is hope's shining star.&lt;br&gt;
                  Happiness is not in our circumstances, but in ourselves.&lt;br&gt;
                  It is not something we see, like a rainbow,&lt;br&gt;
                  or feel, like the heat of a fire.&lt;br&gt;
                  Happiness is something we are.&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="325" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;If u want&lt;br&gt;
                  SUCCESS in&lt;br&gt;
                  life;&lt;br&gt;
                  be Sweet as Honey,&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be Regular as
                Clock,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be Fresh as
                Rose,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be Soft as
                Tissue,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be Strong as
                Rock,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be Sure as
                Death,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;and....&lt;br&gt;
                be Smart as ME&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="134" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;U may b out of my NAZAR, but u
                  not out of my DIL, u may b out of my reach but u not out of my
                  SOCH. I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u. But u’ll always b SAB KUCH
                  2 me!!&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="128" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Kick off ur shoes,take a
                  break,Crank the tunes,Dance &amp;amp; Shake,light the candles,cut
                  the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="128" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Take my eyes but let me see
                  U...Take my mind but let me Think about U...Take my Hand but
                  let me Touch U...But don't try to take my Heart coz its
                  already with U....&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="128" align="center"&gt;
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              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="128" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Laugh like U've never cried.Play
                  Like U've never lost.Love like U've never been hurt &amp;amp; Live
                  Like there is no TOMORROW,Have a Bindas Day!!!!&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="115" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;to see light,look at sun..to see
                  love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see
                  hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the
                  mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="118" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;One Stone is Enough to break a
                  Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One
                  Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is
                  Enough to make worse a whole Life!&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="93" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Wen nite cums look 2 da sky, if
                  u c a falling star dont wonder Y. Just make a vsh, trust me it
                  will cum true, coz wen i did it, i found U.&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="121" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Life is chemistry.Dilute ur
                  sorrows,evaporate ur worries,filter ur&lt;br&gt;
                  happiness &amp;amp; u'll find crystals of LoVe may u get best in
                  the LiFe..&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="237" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Birth is like a dot.&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Life is like a
                line.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Love is like a
                triangle.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;but&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;
                friendship is like a circle,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;
                because circles don't have an end.&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="240" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;you konw what?&lt;br&gt;
                  I like u!!&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;you know why?&lt;br&gt;
                becoz u r d'best&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;you know why?&lt;br&gt;
                in ur own simple ways ,u make me feel special&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;u know when?&lt;br&gt;
                since the day we became&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;br&gt;
                =f=r=n=d=s=&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="92" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;One tree can start a forest, One
                  smile can start a relationship, One touch can show luv &amp;amp;
                  care &amp;amp; One person like U can make life worth living... God
                  Bless U dear!&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="84" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B
                  with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m
                  Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen
                  I’m ALIVE.&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="176" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Do u know abt d things which
                  live after death??&lt;br&gt;
                  Eyes- 31mins&lt;br&gt;
                  Brain - 10 mins&lt;br&gt;
                  legs - 4 hrs&lt;br&gt;
                  Skin - 5 days&lt;br&gt;
                  Heart - 10 mins&lt;br&gt;
                  Bones - 30 days&lt;br&gt;
                  LOVE - FOREVER&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="91" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;New day new blessing.Don't let
                  yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day
                  has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....&lt;br&gt;
                  Good Morning...&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="132" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Wakeup &amp;amp; Wink those Teeny
                  Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly
                  Winning smile &amp;amp; tell urself today is a beautiful day...&lt;br&gt;
                  G@@d M(:)rning....&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="563" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center" style="width: 443; height: 580"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;If u want&lt;br&gt;
                  SUCCESS in&lt;br&gt;
                  life;&lt;/font&gt;
                  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be&lt;br&gt;
                  Sweet&lt;br&gt;
                  as&lt;br&gt;
                  Honey,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be&lt;br&gt;
                  Regular&lt;br&gt;
                  as&lt;br&gt;
                  Clock,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be&lt;br&gt;
                  Fresh&lt;br&gt;
                  as&lt;br&gt;
                  Rose,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be&lt;br&gt;
                  Soft&lt;br&gt;
                  as&lt;br&gt;
                  Tissue,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be&lt;br&gt;
                  Strong&lt;br&gt;
                  as&lt;br&gt;
                  Rock,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;be&lt;br&gt;
                  Sure&lt;br&gt;
                  as&lt;br&gt;
                  Death,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;and....&lt;br&gt;
                  be&lt;br&gt;
                  Smart&lt;br&gt;
                  as&lt;br&gt;
                  ME.&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="299" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;when things go wrong&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;When sadness
                fills your heart&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;When tears flow
                in your eyes&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Always remember
                3 things&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;1) God&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;2)your Parents&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&amp;amp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;3)My sweet
                prayers ...........&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="93" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but
                  dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt
                  demand; 4. share &amp;amp; nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d
                  pain.&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="83" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;2days weather 4cast: it wud b
                  cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if
                  u smile &amp;amp; stormy if u sing!&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="89" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;As long as we have memries
                  yestrday remains. As long as we have hope, 2morrow awaits. As
                  long as we have friendshp, each day is nevr a waste.&lt;br&gt;
                  &lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
            &lt;tr&gt;
              &lt;td width="831" height="259" align="center"&gt;
                &lt;div align="center"&gt;
                  &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;I&lt;br&gt;
                  Ask&lt;br&gt;
                  God&lt;br&gt;
                  2&lt;/font&gt;
                &lt;/div&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;make&lt;br&gt;
                u&lt;br&gt;
                happy&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;make&lt;br&gt;
                u&lt;br&gt;
                smile&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;guide&lt;br&gt;
                u&lt;br&gt;
                safety&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;thru&lt;br&gt;
                every&lt;br&gt;
                mile&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Grant&lt;br&gt;
                u&lt;br&gt;
                wealth&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Give&lt;br&gt;
                u&lt;br&gt;
                health&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;And&lt;br&gt;
                most&lt;br&gt;
                of&lt;br&gt;
                all&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
                &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Give&lt;br&gt;
                u storng memory so u dont 4get ME&lt;br&gt;
                &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
              &lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;/table&gt;

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&lt;table borderColor="#000000" cellSpacing="1" cellPadding="1" width="467" border="1" align="left"&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;See outside the Window,&lt;br&gt;
        Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,&lt;br&gt;
        Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night&lt;br&gt;
        I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Love hurts when you break up with some
        one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the
        most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;When
      you are feeling streesed and about to break.........&lt;br&gt;
      just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.....&lt;br&gt;
      It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
        with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then
        assemble the pieces....&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;· Destiny decides who u meet in life, but
        it's only ur heart that can decide who gets 2 stay in ur life.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Never
      stop ur smile even when u r sad, bcoz u never know who's falling in love
      with ur smile. For d world u may b a person but 4 sum1 u may b the world.&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;If u feel a bit dizzy and u r craving
        something sweet , i think i know what's wrong......&lt;br&gt;
        you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME :)&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Forgettin you&lt;br&gt;
        is hard to do&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;br&gt;
        forgettin me&lt;br&gt;
        is up to you&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;forget me not&lt;br&gt;
      forget me never&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;br&gt;
      forget this message&lt;br&gt;
      but not the sender.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="457" height="2" align="center"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:&lt;br&gt;
        1st-MiSS Me&lt;br&gt;
        2nd-ThInk oF Me&lt;br&gt;
        3rd-HuG Me&lt;br&gt;
        4th-LoVE mE.&lt;br&gt;
        TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &amp;amp;&lt;br&gt;
        ClOSe Ur EyeS.&lt;br&gt;
        Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!&lt;br&gt;
        Gd NiTe!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="457" height="2" align="center"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;When nights r long&lt;br&gt;
        &amp;amp; friends r few&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;I sit by my window&lt;br&gt;
      &amp;amp; think of u&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;A silent whisper&lt;br&gt;
      a silent tear&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;With all my heart&lt;br&gt;
      i wish you were here.&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="457" height="2" align="center"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;You&lt;br&gt;
      you&lt;br&gt;
      You&lt;br&gt;
      you!&lt;br&gt;
      Yoouu!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&amp;amp; the winner is&lt;br&gt;
      Me!&lt;br&gt;
      Coz I have you!!!&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="457" height="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;.-&amp;quot;&amp;quot;&amp;quot;-.&lt;br&gt;
      ( 'o' )&lt;br&gt;
      (,,)==(,,)&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;y did god create u b4 me?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Coz he wanted to make a rough sketch&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;B4 makin a master piece!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="457" height="2" align="center"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;No matter&lt;br&gt;
        If the sky is black or blue&lt;br&gt;
        No matter&lt;br&gt;
        If there are stars or moon&lt;br&gt;
        As long as ur heart is true&lt;br&gt;
        Sweet dreams will always be wit u.&lt;br&gt;
        Gd Nite!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;When daylight turns to a darkened hue,&lt;br&gt;
        The lovely stars hinting at u,&lt;br&gt;
        ur heart beat tells u something true,&lt;br&gt;
        That some 1 badly missing you :-)&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Smile in Pleasure,&lt;br&gt;
        Smile in pain,&lt;br&gt;
        smile when trouble pours like rain,&lt;br&gt;
        Smile when someone hurts U,&lt;br&gt;
        Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U...&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;br&gt;
        KEEP SMILING&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;They say it takes a minute 2 fine a
        special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then
        an entire life 2 forget them&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="457" height="2" align="center"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;If God brings you to it,&lt;br&gt;
        He will bring you through it.&lt;br&gt;
        Happy moments,&lt;br&gt;
        praise God.&lt;br&gt;
        Difficult moments,&lt;br&gt;
        seek God.&lt;br&gt;
        Quiet moments,&lt;br&gt;
        worship God.&lt;br&gt;
        Painful moments,&lt;br&gt;
        trust God.&lt;br&gt;
        Every moment,&lt;br&gt;
        thank God.&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="457" height="2"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Can u see me?&lt;br&gt;
        no? Turn around,&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;br&gt;
        can u see me now?&lt;br&gt;
        no?&lt;br&gt;
        Turn again,&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;can u see me now?&lt;br&gt;
      no? but&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;I can see u&lt;br&gt;
      because U have a&lt;br&gt;
      special place&lt;br&gt;
      in my heart!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="457" height="2" align="center"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;On this cold cold nite&lt;br&gt;
        in My small small rOOm&lt;br&gt;
        i Look At The Brite Brite StArS&lt;br&gt;
        iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy&lt;br&gt;
        &amp;amp; DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe&lt;br&gt;
        on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe!&lt;br&gt;
        GdNiTe!&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;p align="left"&gt;&amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;table borderColor="#000000" cellSpacing="1" cellPadding="1" width="467" border="1" align="left"&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;If you see some one without a smile, give
        him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine
        others lives by just walking with him a few miles.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;9
      lessons in life:&lt;br&gt;
      Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive,
      learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love &amp;amp; learn 2 SMS me
      DAILY...!!!&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;When you are feeling stressed and about to
        break.........&lt;br&gt;
        just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled backward.....&lt;br&gt;
        It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;I
      wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look
      for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm
      missing you right now.&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but
        all I cud rite was...&lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&amp;quot;noh ss!w !&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;It didnt made sense until u read it
        upside down&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;2 meet n depart is d way of life.. but 2
        depart n meet is d hope of life.. we meet 2 create memories.. but we
        depart 2 preserve it n id is life..!!!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;if i
      would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if
      u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take
      care of u...love you always...miss u...&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;if u
      read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward
      this, u r spreading that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...coz i
      m smart&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;do
      not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur
      soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m
      saying..&amp;quot; i miss u&amp;quot;..Good Night&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;I Live By Faith &amp;amp; Not By Sight .. So
        Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The
        Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;You know why GOD created gap between
          fingers?&lt;br&gt;
          So that, when at some day one who is made for you comes and fills
          those gaps by holding your hand.&lt;br&gt;
          FOREVER&lt;br&gt;
          &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Those innocent eyes,
        those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk,
        absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;No&lt;br&gt;
        Shadows&lt;br&gt;
        2 Depress U&lt;br&gt;
        Only&lt;br&gt;
        Joys&lt;br&gt;
        2 Surround U&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Many&lt;br&gt;
      FrieNds&lt;br&gt;
      2 LoveU&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;God&lt;br&gt;
      Himself&lt;br&gt;
      2 BlessU&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;These&lt;br&gt;
      r my&lt;br&gt;
      Wishes 4U&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;2day&lt;br&gt;
      2morow&lt;br&gt;
      &amp;amp; Everyday&lt;br&gt;
      2 u !! Good morning&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING&lt;br&gt;
          Close ur eyes,&lt;br&gt;
          Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,&lt;br&gt;
          Feel ur heartbeat, &amp;amp;&lt;br&gt;
          Say &amp;quot; Its too early. Let me sleep again.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &amp;nbsp;
        &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;If i were to describe true love than i wud
        describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm
        hug and they both melted in each others arms...&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Rules of Life:&lt;br&gt;
        Assume Nothing&lt;br&gt;
        Xpect Little&lt;br&gt;
        Do More&lt;br&gt;
        Demand Less&lt;br&gt;
        Smile Often&lt;br&gt;
        Dream Big&lt;br&gt;
        Laugh a Lot&lt;br&gt;
        Pray Always&lt;br&gt;
        Cry Once for missing me everyday.&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b'coz
        they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come
        thru!!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Why
      do U think I SMS u ?&lt;br&gt;
      Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?&lt;br&gt;
      Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;br&gt;
      I need some scapegoat to timepass !&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      The rain makes all things beautiful.&lt;br&gt;
      The grass &amp;amp; flowers 2.&lt;br&gt;
      If rain makes all things beautiful&lt;br&gt;
      why doesn't it rain on you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;p align="center"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;i look at the moon&lt;br&gt;
        the moon is beautiful&lt;br&gt;
        i look at you&lt;br&gt;
        i..i...&lt;br&gt;
        i rather look at the moon again&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;div align="center"&gt;
          &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Star + Moon = Romantic Night&lt;/font&gt;
        &lt;/div&gt;
        &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Birds + Sky = Lovely Day&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
        &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Dreams + Love =
        Beautiful World&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;br&gt;
        But U + Ur Sweet Smile =&lt;br&gt;
        HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say
        it's freedom. &amp;amp;sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just
        having da opportunity 2know u!!&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;When I miss U,&lt;br&gt;
        I just...&lt;br&gt;
        CLOSE () $&amp;nbsp;()&lt;br&gt;
        MY&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;( -.- )&lt;br&gt;
        EYES&lt;/font&gt; &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;(&amp;quot;) &amp;nbsp;(&amp;quot;)&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;br&gt;
        &amp;amp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;() $ ()&lt;br&gt;
        U R&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;('.')'. ')&lt;br&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;(&amp;quot;)(&amp;quot;)(&amp;quot;)&lt;br&gt;
        JUST ON MY RIGHT&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Your network tariff has changed. Call
        charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the
        cheaper........ You can make free calls!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;U R 100% beautiful,&lt;br&gt;
        U R 100% lovely,&lt;br&gt;
        U R 100% sweet,&lt;br&gt;
        U R 100% nice, and&lt;br&gt;
        U R 100% stupid to believe these words...&lt;br&gt;
        &lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td height="2" align="center" width="457"&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &lt;font face="Verdana" size="2"&gt;Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets
        of fruits -&lt;br&gt;
        LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear
        2 me. I'm sharing all with U...&lt;br&gt;
        Good Morning!&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;/div&gt;
      &lt;div align="center"&gt;
        &amp;nbsp;
      &lt;/div&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Wife:Honey wht ru looking4?
    Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an
    hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Frnd1: u have married with 1 of
      the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Sardar to Mali : Go and water the
      garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses.
      Take umbrella and go.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Father: What was the hardest thing
      u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Lady1:&amp;quot;What do u think bout
      husbands?&amp;quot; Lady2:&amp;quot;They r like OWLS..!&amp;quot;
      Lady1:&amp;quot;How?&amp;quot;Lady2:&amp;quot;They see good things in their wives only
      in the night.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Srdr : What is the Guarantee for
      this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror
      will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;A new Boy joins class_ He finds
      two Boys similar in appearance. Asks one of them Are you both twins...?
      Boy replies No. We are neighbour
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went
      &amp;amp; kissed her... GAL : &amp;quot;Stupid...! What're U doing...??&amp;quot; boy
      : &amp;quot;B Com final year...And U ??&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Man to Doc:Is there any way for
      long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of
      long life will never come to your mind
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;What is D diff. betwn a
      Secretary&amp;amp;a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,&amp;quot;Good Morning
      Sir&amp;quot;&amp;amp;Personal Secretary says,&amp;quot;Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Technical question: Where u can
      find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where
      WOMENgoes there MANgoes
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Wife: Why are you home so early?
      Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Q:Why most men prefer to kiss
      women's lips? Ans:Thats the best &amp;amp; probably the only way to shut a
      woman's mouth.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Height of technical thinking... A
      software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1
      instead of help help......!!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="473"&gt;Doc &amp;amp; engg loved d same girl.
      Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl.
      Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Friendship is vast like Universe,
    deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute
    like Me, and sweet like U!&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Making a million friends is not a
      miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when
      millions are against you.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;When i was walking alone, I wished
      that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish
      the road never ends.. Friend's forever..
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
      Take first letter from each word of the above said statement &amp;amp; then u
      will get that unique word... FRIEND
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Heart beat are countless, spirits
      are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u
      is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Every morning when I open my eyes
      I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I
      suffer!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Friendship is not a big fire which
      burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I
      noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate
      with each other. I hope we can be like them.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;&amp;quot;Those are the same stars,
      and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters,
      and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far
      away from us, and each other.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Friend is one, who (F)inds you in
      a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions
      and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Sweetness can be defined without
      honey. Fragnance can be defined without Rose. But, friendship can't be
      defined without YOU
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;If ur friendship be money, I'll be
      richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur
      friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust &amp;amp;
      I'm the happiest man
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Medicines and friendships cure our
      problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry
      date.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Feeling of love + Moment of caring
      + Small small sharing+ Stupid fights+ Shoulders 2cry +2b 2gether in pain
      Creates a miracle called FRIEND.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="477"&gt;Friends are like street lights
      along the road,They dont make the distance any shorter. But they light up
      the paath,And make the walk worth while
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;Friendship is a language spoken by
    heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise
    renewed every time we meet. Keep in touch.
    &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
  &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;Hold a true friend with both your
      hands; don't let go for true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why
      I’m holding you tight! Can’t let you go
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;Good friends care for each other.
      Close friends understand each Other. And true friends stay forever beyond
      words, beyond time.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;We smile at whom we like, we cry
      for whom we care, we laugh with whom we enjoy &amp;amp; we become angry with
      whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Love
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;Whenever I look at my palm, I
      wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have
      a sweet &amp;amp; nice friend like U.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;tree can start a forest; 1 smile
      can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life
      worth living for.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;When i was walking alone, I wished
      that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish
      the road never ends.. Friend's forever..
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send
      u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a
      leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;Leave SOMETHING for friend.. Never
      Leave FRIEND for something.. coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but
      FRIENDS will always live with u..
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;Every morning when I open my eyes
      I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I
      suffer!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I
      noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate
      with each other. I hope we can be like them.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but
      r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding &amp;amp;
      don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;Friend is one, who (F)inds you in
      a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions
      and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;I can’t find a reason why God
      gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question
      is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="515"&gt;1 Advice- Don’t change, 1
      request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I
      Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of
    sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness &amp;amp; hugs. Mix all of these
    together to make friends 4ever.&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n'
      Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day
      of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;stars have 5ends, squares have4
      ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope
      our friendship has no end
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;On a silent night when friend r
      few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent
      wish,dat u were here
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;Hey friend remember dat without
      stupidity there can be no wisdom &amp;amp; without ugliness there can be no
      beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;sum friends e worth bein
      thrown,sum r good 2keep,sume r 2 b treasured 4ever;i think u r the one 2
      be thrown in the treasure box 2be kept 4ever
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;Friends are the angels who lift us
      to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;True friends see you true, believe
      in things u wanna do, feel glad when ur dreams come true, best of all they
      don't judge, they simply love u coz you r you.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;We are close enough to tell each
      other what we feel about our relationship. I can sum up our relationship
      in those three words: You are Lucky.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;A true friend is not like the rain
      which pours &amp;amp; goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes
      silent but always around u.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;God has given us two gifts; One is
      choice &amp;amp; another is chance. Choice is to select a good friend &amp;amp;
      chance is to have a best one like you.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;The words that escape a friend's
      mouth are: I'll be there when you say you need me. But the words that are
      unheard from a true friend's heart r: I'll be there... whether u say u
      need me or not.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;If time slips away without a word
      from me, you don't have 2 worry about our friendship becoz feelings,
      beyond words, will always keep me AROUND!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;Friends r like the walls of a
      house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes,
      it’s enough to know they are just standing by.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="470"&gt;Friendship is needless, like
      philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of
      those things that give value to survival.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;When friendship is deeply rooted, it
    is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;Good friend hard to find harder to
      leave impossible to forget
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;One stone is enough 2 break a
      glass,1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,1 second is enough 2 fall in
      love &amp;amp; one friend is enough to spend a life
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;If i get ur smile,i dont need
      flowers,if i hear ur voice i dont need music,if u speak to me i dont need
      anybody,if u r my friend i dont need the word &amp;quot;miss u &amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;The only good thing about your own
      mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;Last night sky says to me. why u
      not leave ur friend because he don,t call or sms u. i replied can u leave
      ur moon when he not shines
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;If kisses were water i'd give u
      the ocean if hugs were leaves i'd give u a forest if love were space i'd
      give u a galaxy if friendship were life i'd give u mine for free
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;I have pen which is blue, I have a
      frnd which is u. Flowers will die, water will dry but our friendship will
      never say goodbye
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;Friends r angels that come from
      above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be
      there for u!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;Life can be hard &amp;amp; not always
      fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough &amp;amp;
      no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP y r
      u in the world when i'm here?FRIENDSHIP smiled n said &amp;quot;TO SPREAD
      SMILES WHERE U LEAVE TEARS.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles
      &amp;amp; whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely
      remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;There is a gift that gold cannot
      buy a blessing dats rare &amp;amp; true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like
      d friend dat i have in u!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;&amp;quot;In ur darkest hour wen ur
      fed up &amp;amp; blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel
      N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my friend.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="482"&gt;A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS'
      UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2
      OPPORUNITY &amp;amp; NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Love is like a fire. Whether it is
    going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you’ll never know&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;Love is not finding someone to
      live with, It’s finding someone you can’t live without.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;“Love is like an hour glass,
      with the heart filling up as the brain empties”
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;“A kiss is a lovely trick
      designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;“You may conquer with the sword,
      But you are conquered by a kiss”
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;My frndship is like sugercane u
      crush it twist it squeez it beat it to plup all that you’ll get is
      sweetness.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;dete ho kyu ye dard bus humi ko
      kya samjoge tum in ankho ki nami ho u to hoge lakho dewane is chand k
      chand kya mehsus karega 1 tare ki kami ko
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;I must have been born under a
      lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the
      rainbow to the end , if you all promise to remain my friend !!!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;A frnd is never a co incidence in
      ur life, they r meant to enter ur life to bring u joy n laughter, so ill
      treasure the frnd ship between us.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;Friendship sometimes stops in the
      middle to ask what it has gained and what it has lost,then it realises
      that it has gained life's joys and lost life's sorrows
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;Some friends deserve 2be
      thrown,Some friends r good 2 keep,some r 2b treasured 4ever,and i think u
      r ONE 2b thrown.............In the treasure box2b keept 4ever.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;Friendship is a golden chain that
      bunches two hearts together, if u never break that chain we shall be
      friends forever.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;Heats could love 4 a while, feet
      could walk 4 a mile, clothes won’t 4ever be in style, but having u as my
      friend is 4EVER worthwhile.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;True friends are like Diamonds...
      they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are
      scattered everywhere.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="500"&gt;Friendship lives inside a room.It
      has a door. And the door has a lock. Its key is trust. If you lose the
      trust,frinedship can never be found.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;True f'ship never fades with time
    :-) becomes more tasteful like old WINE ::)) only a friend can understand
    words and convert the rolling tears into a smile!
    &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;Keep the lamp of friendship
      burning with oil of love, bcos sun rises in east and sets in west but
      friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;I may not be the &amp;quot;Perfect
      Friend&amp;quot; That U R looking for... not even the &amp;quot;BEST&amp;quot; among
      them all... But surely I'm a friend who always care for... YOU...
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;Friendship is a little more trust,
      a little less try, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more
      luv, a little less fight a little more WE &amp;amp; a little less I
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;Plants are green and earth is
      blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, whatever may be the reason like
      u, b'coz in world like this i will never, get a friend like you
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;Ive made so many mistakes in my
      life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I
      definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;Flowers means honey...,honey means
      sweet... Sweet means desire ...,Desire means Love...,Love means
      Friend...,Friend means U sweet sweet…
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;I made a list of my dearest
      persons but wrote them by PENCIL included your name but wrote it with
      PERMANET INK Coz i have decided 2 keep you.as a friend.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;What is trust ?? Trust is a
      feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch
      again , and he enjoys it
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;Looks may capture the eyes but
      it’s the personality that captures the heart
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;You can close your eyes to things
      you dont want to see. but u cant close your heart to things you dont want
      to feel.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;“Some people care too much. I
      think it’s called love.”
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;“why is it when you love someone
      so much that you can never find the right words to tell them?”
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;“At the touch of love everyone
      becomes a poet.”
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="486"&gt;“The sweetest joy, the wildest
      woe is love”
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Each day with someone new, I do look
    and never find another you, world is full of people, I know its true, Yet no
    one could ever equal the FRIEND I found in YOU.
    &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Old Friends are Gold, New friends
      are Diamond, if you get diamond, don&lt;q&gt;t forget the Gold because to hold a
      diamond, you need a base of Gold.&lt;/q&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;My Friendship means a little heart
      that never hates, a cute smile that never fades, a smooth touch that never
      shakes, and a strong relationship that never breaks...
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;I can&lt;q&gt;t find reason y GOD made u
      close 2 me, but thats not question 2 be asked. May be question is : How
      did HE know I needed a FRIEND lik U.?&lt;/q&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;As I watched ants crawled up the
      wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and
      communicate with each other, hope we will be like them, be in touch
      always...
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;We gain and lose things every day.
      But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there
      as a friend!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your
      heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less;
      Give more &amp;amp; Always have ME as UR FRIEND
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;always draw a circle around the
      ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but
      circles are never ending.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur
      life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u
      left urs in mine -
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;A very special m8 of mine.in my
      heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel
      worthwhile.warm &amp;amp; carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Dream a dream 2nite as u
      sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and
      wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Friendship is like rose, looking
      at it easy but reaching at it is full of obstacles.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;Uve touched my heart uve touched
      my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b
      in my heart 2 the very end.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="712"&gt;like a fallen star u fel into my
      life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u
      the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="672"&gt;A Gujju boy fillin an application
    form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
    &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;Wats d Diff btwn own Wife &amp;amp;
      Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is
      like ICECREAM should have Immediately
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;Teacher : &amp;quot;Can anybody give
      an example of CO INCIDENCE?&amp;quot;. Sardar : Sir, my mom n dad married on
      the Sameday, Sametime.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;A pregnant lady goes to
      astrologer.He says when the baby Will deletered baby's father will die.The
      lady says oh thank god my husband is safe
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;Written on the front side of a
      Girl's T shirt: &amp;quot;I am a Virgin &amp;quot; ... On the back &amp;quot;This is
      an Old T shirt &amp;quot;..!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;A sardar was always teasing his
      wife &amp;quot;Teen bachon ki maa&amp;quot;. One day she got angry &amp;amp; teased
      him back &amp;quot;ek bache ka baap
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;Q:There is always a sign
      board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why?
      Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;WIFE : &amp;quot; I wish I was a
      newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day.&amp;quot; HUSBAND : &amp;quot; I too
      wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;2 sardar soldiers captured a
      pakistani, gave him dice &amp;amp; said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki
      asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's
      house has caught Fire &amp;amp; he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire
      Station..!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;Girl: Will you love me after
      marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;Q: If a Devil catches your wife,
      what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the
      MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY
      BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE
      WAS A MOSQUITO
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;when u kiss an american girl she
      says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when
      u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="531"&gt;There are Three Scientist Come
      together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan &amp;amp; 3 from India.
      The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis
      Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain
      i.e &lt;QQ&gt;
      Made in India
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;QQ&gt;
      &lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="727"&gt;Man runs home shouting &lt;QQ&gt;
    pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery&lt;QQ&gt;
    . wife: &lt;QQ&gt;
    Do i pack for beach or Resort ?&lt;QQ&gt;
    Man : &lt;QQ&gt;
    Who cares? just pack and get lost.
    &lt;p&gt;&lt;QQ&gt;
    &lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;Thief : quickly hand over your
      purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my
      gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
      B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;A man went to the Police Station
      wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night
      before. &amp;quot;You'll get your chance in court,&amp;quot; said the Police
      officer. &amp;quot;No, no no!&amp;quot; said the man. &amp;quot;I want to know how he
      got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying for
      years.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;Every man wants a wife who is
      beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law
      allows only one wife
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;Why there are always two cops in a
      car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream &amp;quot;Wouuuu-Wouuuuu&amp;quot;
      and the other - &amp;quot;Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;What do you call a letter
      delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;Teacher: Sonu, your composition on
      &amp;quot;My Dog&amp;quot; is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy
      his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;A man phones a mental hospital and
      asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks,
      and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
      &amp;quot;Good,&amp;quot; says the man. &amp;quot;That means I must have really
      escaped.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;What is the difference between a
      jeweler and a jailor? A. A jeweler sells watches whereas a jailor watches
      cells!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;Two men are discussing their
      lives. One says, &amp;quot;I'm getting married. I'm tired of a messy
      apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.&amp;quot; The other one says,
      &amp;quot;I'm getting divorced for the same reasons.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;Dentist: I have to pull the aching
      tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how
      much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a
      few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;I asked my wife, &amp;quot;Where do
      you want to go for our anniversary?&amp;quot; She said, &amp;quot;Somewhere I have
      never been!&amp;quot; I told her, &amp;quot;How about the kitchen?&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;A company held a contest for kids
      with the theme: &amp;quot;The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me.&amp;quot;
      One kid answered &amp;quot;He married my mother.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="491"&gt;The two partners in a law firm
      were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and
      said, &amp;quot;I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the
      safe!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What are you worried about?&amp;quot; the other said.
      &amp;quot;We're both here.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36435969-116239652492522895?l=textmall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/feeds/116239652492522895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36435969&amp;postID=116239652492522895' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116239652492522895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116239652492522895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/2006/11/sms-joke-3.html' title='SMS Joke 3'/><author><name>timeskraft</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06425638710731035737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36435969.post-116222637906756426</id><published>2006-10-30T08:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T08:50:53.530-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi SMS 4'/><title type='text'>Hindi SMS 4</title><content type='html'>&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" border="1" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="61%" align="center" bordercolor="#000000"&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Tum
      se bichda to mat puch kidhar jauga, chupchap teri gali se guzar jauga, jab
      tujko hogi mere haale paresha ki khabar to ask bankar tere gaalo se lipat
      jauga.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;who
      zindagi hi kyajis main mohabat nahi who mohbat hi kya jis main yadein nahi
      who yadein he kya jis maintum nahi who tum he kya jis main hum nahi&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Jo
      chehroon pa aapne naqab rakhtey hain, unke zulam bhi bay hassab hotey hain.
      Yun machak machak ker chalte hain, jaise nawab hote hain...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;geele
      kagaz ki tarah hain zindagi apni, koi jalata bhi nahin koi bahata bhi
      nahin, is qadar hain akale rahaon mein dil ki, koi bulata bhi nahi koi
      batlata bhi nahin&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;khamoshi
      ka matlab inkar nahi hota,nakamiyabi ka matlab har nahi hota ,kya hua agar
      hum uhne paa na sake ,sirf paa lene ka matlab pyar nahi hota!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Teri
      zudai ka hur ek lamha meri zindgi ki dua kar rha hai, ye hota nhi hai zuda
      mere dil sai, tera dard mujh sai wafa kar rha hai.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Na
      begunah hum rahe na bewafa wo rahe, baaho mein wo they phir bhi fasle rahe,
      meri chahat mera muqadar banjaye kaash, jaha dekhu unki surat ke qafle
      rahe&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;khushbu
      ki tarah sanso main bikhar jayenge, sukun bankar dil mein utar jayenge.
      mehsus karne ki koshis to kijie dur hote hue bhi pas nazar ayenge.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;gar
      fanus ki jid hai bijliya girani ki, to apni bhi jid hai ashiya yahi banani
      ki.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Lena
      kisi din hamari khabar,Kaise raat kategi tere bagair... Chalte hue raah pe
      rakhna nazar,Kahi tere pairon ke niche na ho meri kabar...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#003366"&gt;humse
      puche koi tanha gujarna kesa lagtahe, bin tere ye zindegi kesa lagta he ,
      sadiya simatke jese lamohome agayi ho sanso ke bina dil ka dhadakna jesa
      hotahe.&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Ae
      item! kaisa hai re ? tera bahut memory aa rela hai . ita tem ho gela he
      tere ko deka bhi nai. Aka life mein tere jaisa ek hi mamu mila apunko. mis
      toh karenga na! kesa hai tu ?&lt;font color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Tumne
      Sab Luta diye Ashq Meri Palko Ke, Ik Zamaana Lagta Hai, Aainey Sajaane
      Mein&lt;br&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;maine
      tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke, tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya badam
      samajh ke.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Wife-
      i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
      husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Are
      kitna hai jaalim jamana hare ek raaj ko chupana padta hai., dil me ho gum
      magar bhari mehafil me muskurana padta hai.,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Naram
      palko k saye me chhupa lu tumko, jii karta hai is jahan se chura lu tumko,
      hai khaffa ki rah na jaye tanha sanse, bachi sanse ki khushboo me basa lu
      tumko.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36435969-116222637906756426?l=textmall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/feeds/116222637906756426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36435969&amp;postID=116222637906756426' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116222637906756426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116222637906756426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/2006/10/hindi-sms-4.html' title='Hindi SMS 4'/><author><name>timeskraft</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06425638710731035737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36435969.post-116222626752524803</id><published>2006-10-30T08:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T08:51:26.424-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi SMS 3'/><title type='text'>Hindi SMS 3</title><content type='html'>&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" border="1" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="65%" align="center" bordercolor="#000000"&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Dard
      jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,Kisi ke dil ko lag jaye vo bat na kehna,
      Milte hai hum jaise log bahut kam,Isliye&lt;q&gt;KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Us-se
      Mulakath Huwi, Ankho se baath huwi, Dil se dil ki pehchan huwi, Wakt aya
      jaan deneki tho hum tayyar thee, par wo befawa hamari jaan leke kisi aur
      ke saath bhag chali...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;jab
      jab unko tanhayi ne sataya hoga......... tab tab mera khayal aaya hoga.......
      gam yeh nahin ke woh bhool gaye hame.......... gam yeh hai roh roh ke
      bhoolaaya hoga.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Tere
      inbox mein mere sms ko panah mil jae.........,Tere inbox mein mere sms ko
      panah mil jae.......,jo reply na dega oska phone fanaa ho jae.........&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;mausam
      ki nazakat hai, hasraton ne pukara hai, kaise kahen ki itna yaad kar rahe
      hai apkko, yeh sms usi yaad ka ishara hai.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Dhokha
      na dena tujh pe aitbaar bahoot hai, ye dil teri chahat ka talbgaar bahoot
      hai, teri suoorat na dekhe to dikhai kuchh nahi deta, hum kya kare ki tujh
      sai hume pyaar bahoot hai.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Is
      zamane se bahut alag ho aap,Woh khuskismat hai jiske paas ho aap....
      Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,Jab hume yaad kar dil se muskura lete
      ho aap...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;kash
      tumay maloom hota kasi guzar rahi ha meray dil par.. phatar bhi roo paday
      te mera dard-e-wafa sun kar tum to insaam ho&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Zuban
      pe tera naam rehta hai,Dil tera pyar chahta hai... Aur kuch nahi maangte
      hum Khuda se,Hum to bas har pal tera saath chahte hain...&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Nikalte
      hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
      Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Koi
      gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse, yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse, bas
      is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse, khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Tere
      husn ki tareef karne wale lakhon hai sahi, Hamare alfaaz bhi kuch gairon
      se kam nahi.......&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Aaj
      hai Sabhi Masroof, Farak Sirf Itna Hai, Koi Ghar Banane Mein, To Koi Ghar
      Jalane Mein.&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Waqt
      guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein
      namisi thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun kisi ki kami
      si thi....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana" size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Zuban
      pe tera naam rehta hai,Dil tera pyar chahta hai... Aur kuch nahi maangte
      hum Khuda se,Hum to bas har pal tera saath chahte hain...&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;haramri
      khamoshi se ho kar khafa sab kehte hain hum magroor rehte ain shayad aisi
      duniya dekhi hai humne bheed main bhi logon se door rehte hain&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Waqt
      kahta hai phir na aaonga, teri aankho ko ab na rulaoonga, jeena hai to is
      pal ko jee le, shayad kal tak main na ruk paoonga&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p align="left"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36435969-116222626752524803?l=textmall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/feeds/116222626752524803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36435969&amp;postID=116222626752524803' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116222626752524803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116222626752524803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/2006/10/hindi-sms-3.html' title='Hindi SMS 3'/><author><name>timeskraft</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06425638710731035737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36435969.post-116222613521000167</id><published>2006-10-30T08:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T08:52:14.494-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hindi SMS 2'/><title type='text'>Hindi SMS 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" border="1" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="64%" align="center" bordercolor="#000000"&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;MACHHAR
      NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON
      THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA
      KHOON THA&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;MARNA
      HO AGAR KISIKO MARDO EHSAAN SE,KYA MILEGA AGAR KISIKO MARDOGE JAAN SE ,JAAN
      KA MARA HUA DUSHMAN BANJAYEGA JAAN KA,SAR UTHA NAHI SAKTA MARA HUA EHSAAN
      KA.!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;zindagi
      ek saaz hai aapki dosti pe hame naaz hai kitni mohabbat hai aap mein aur
      hum mein ye hum dono mein ek raaz hai&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Every
      king was once a helpless baby &amp;amp; every great structure once a
      blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that
      counts... Gud Day!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;No
      Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No God&lt;q&gt;s Pooja No No No No No
      No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;close
      ur eyes and move, yeah move ahead.... turn right walk and turn around
      until you are before the mirror. Once you asked me about my life...!! Open
      your eyes and you can see it yourself.......&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;tu
      dhoka tera pyar hai dhoka te dhoka teri har baat tu jhuti teri gal hai
      jhuti te jhute tere jajbaat pyar kare jo koi tere nal na rakhe sach di aas
      apneia nu chad hoi gairan di e hi rakhe yaad&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Maine
      tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne..... So just go
      to sleep and see what i have chosen for YOU..... Good Night&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Jab
      aapka sms aata hai, to mere rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kamp jata
      hai, dil mai gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid yeh aapkakasoor nahi hai, mera
      mobile vibrater per hota hai.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;When
      I first saw you i was afraid to meet you. When i first meet you i was
      afraid to like you. and now that i like you i am afraid to love you. Now
      that i love you i am afraid to lose you.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Nurse-
      &lt;qq&gt;
      Mubarak ho. Sardar ji.. Aap papa ban gaye ..&lt;qq&gt;
      Sardarji- &lt;qq&gt;
      Meri Wife ko nahi bolna.. Main usse surprise doonga..!&lt;qq&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Aaj
      ... Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
      Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur
      Pii Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho !
      !!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;kudrat
      ke karishme me agar raat na hoti..... to khaboo me aap se mulakaat na hoti.
      har marj ki wajha ye dil to hai . ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Monsoon
      Rain or Summer Heat, Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me
      Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Tumne
      na suni dhadkan hamari ,Humne mehsus ki har saans tumhari.... Itne karib
      ho kar bhi door ho,Bas yahi hai majburi hamari....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Umar
      tumse kabhi muh na mode,Waqt tera saath kabhi na chode.... Zindagi ke
      safar me ae dost mere,Koi kabhi tera dil na tode....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Tumse
      mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti
      ho: Your file not found! Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don&lt;q&gt;t like your face
      Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho
      tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
      down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse
      debug karna, wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so
      gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Itnay
      dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha
      saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gaya hoon to ullu ka patha
      mananay bhi nahi aya.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;One
      sikh man who does not know english was taking a sun bath a woman came to
      him asking &lt;qq&gt;
      r u relaxing?&lt;qq&gt;
      he said no no i m banda singh another man came in and he asked same
      question r u relaxing he said no no i m banda singh 3 to 5 more people
      came asking same question he got annoyed he stood up and went away whiile
      he was going he found an american taking sun bath he asked him r u
      relaxing that man replied yaaaaaaaaah and sikh man started beating him and
      said to him stupid u r sitting over here and people r searching foru over
      there&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;U
      know, What is the Diffrence between U and Blood, Blood Comes to the Heart
      and goes outside, But U come in to My Heart and Stay there&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;No
      matter the sky is black or blue...no matter theres star or moon...as long
      as ur heart is true...sweet dreams will come to u...GOOD NIGHT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Think
      of difficult people as sandpaper,They may rub &amp;amp; scratch u painfully...
      But u&lt;q&gt;ll end up smooth &amp;amp; polished,And the sandpaper ends....Good
      Morning....&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;SPACE
      seems like an empty word... But it&lt;q&gt;s full of &lt;qq&gt;
      S&lt;qq&gt;
      pecial &lt;qq&gt;
      P&lt;qq&gt;
      eople &lt;qq&gt;
      A&lt;qq&gt;
      round &lt;qq&gt;
      C&lt;qq&gt;
      aring &lt;qq&gt;
      E&lt;qq&gt;
      ndlessly.... Good Morning....&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Wife
      is a &lt;qq&gt;
      Received call&lt;qq&gt;
      ,Neighbour girl is a &lt;qq&gt;
      Dialed Call&lt;qq&gt;
      ,Aunty is &lt;qq&gt;
      Missed Call&lt;qq&gt;
      ,Lover is &lt;qq&gt;
      Waiting Call&lt;qq&gt;
      But Friendship is a&lt;qq&gt;
      Fevicol&lt;qq&gt;
      ....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Khud
      pe bharosa hai to KHUDA tere saath hai,Apno pe bharosa hai to har DUA tere
      saath hai... Zindagi se kabhi mat darnaae DOST,Tera yeh DOST sada tere
      saath hai....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;AGE
      OF DRINKS... 1 To 3=MILK... 3 To 8=CERELAC... 9 To 13=HORLICKS... 14 To
      25=BEER... 26 To 40=OLDMONK... 41 To 60=TONIC... After 60 Anytime GANJAGAL...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Lots
      of ants were on my cell I was even more wondering that how can ants come
      to know that my cell contains contact of sweet person like U.....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Jab
      hum roya karenge,teri yaad sanjoya karenge.jab hum soya krenge,tujhe yaad
      kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi to kya hua, YAMRAAJ k mobile se SMS karenge.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;A
      union of 2 hearts, A meeting of 2 minds , Its a cherished gift from heaven
      that every loving hearts dreaming of.. THAT&lt;qq&gt;
      S LIFE.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;let
      the sun rise everyday for u!let it shine for u!ask the moon to accompany
      u!lat all the roses blush for u!with a little wish to u.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Open
      wid love muje tumse kuch kehna he wahi baat jo dil ko chu jai wahi pyar ke
      3 akshar 3 golden words SUDHAR JA NALAYAK......Hehe&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Tumse
      doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
      Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb
      aane laga !&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;pyar
      me aakhe zuban hoti hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard
      mile to kaisa ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai aapke dilmein
      kya hai bata dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;dosti
      se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda
      se kya tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;mausam
      mast hai mahaul jabardast hai apne apne kam me sdab vyast hai sochs phone
      karo pata chala is route ki sab line wyast hai.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;dekha
      mere sms ka kamal,ghanti baji, bandar ne cell uthaya,ab chipku bandar sms
      path rah hai,ab sur khjake soch raha hai ki ye sms kise forward karu?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;dosti
      se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda
      se kya tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai..&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Smile
      is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of
      livelihood &amp;amp; Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep
      smiling&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Khawabon
      me aanewale tera shukriya, dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya..kaun karta
      hai is zamane main kisi se dosti itni hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;hum
      hyderabad waloon ka kehna hai ladkyun se ........• Mohabbat 1 bar ho
      jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay
      hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay
      to use kameenapan kehtay hai&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Wife
      ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke
      hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Its
      not an achievement to make 1000&lt;q&gt;s friends in a year, but an achievement
      is when you make a friend for 1000s years.&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;sometimes
      my mind ask why ?i missu? why i love u ?why i care 4 u? why i remember u?
      why i sms u?then my haert aswers ,&lt;qq&gt;
      it simple ,b&lt;q&gt;coz u are so special 2 me.&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Smile
      is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of
      livelihood &amp;amp; Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep
      smiling...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;SMILE
      &amp;gt; S : SETS U FREE M : MAKE U SPL I : INCREASE UR FACE VALUE E: ERASE UR
      TENSIONS SO KIP SMILING ITS SUITS U...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;a
      gun can kill some1, fire can burn some1, wind can chill, anger can rage,
      but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart...so, keep smiling&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Life
      end when you stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, Love ends
      when you stop caring, Friendship ends when u stop sharing so keep in
      touch.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Oss
      ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai,Suraj ki kirne ek tazgi jaga rahi hai....
      Ho jaiye aap bhi in me shaamil,Ek pyari si subah aapko neend se jaga rahi
      hai...Good Morning...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Nikalte
      hain aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
      Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu na yaad aaye,Aisi koi raat nahi hoti&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Har
      rishta mila virasat mein,Phir dosti kyon alag se banai.... Kyonki baaki
      rishte banaye KHUDA ne,Aur dosti khud KHUDA ki parchai hai.....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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      &lt;table class=MsoNormalTable border=1 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=1 width="66%" align="center" bordercolor="#000000"&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;YEH 
            AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE 
            HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA 
            KERNE WALE HEIN&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;PYAAR 
            KIA THA YEH SOCH KER KI MERI KASHTI IS JIVEN ROOPI SAMUNDER SY PAAR 
            HOGI &lt;qq&gt;LAKIN MUGH KYA PATA THA MERI MEHBUBA BEWFAI KY GHODY PER 
            SWAAR THI&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Monday 
            went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has 
            told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Q: 
            Why the math book always upset ? A: because it has a lot of problems.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;I 
            believe that GOD above created u for me to love... HE picked u out 
            from all the rest...because HE know Ill Love u the best...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;A 
            true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true 
            friend is like the Air. Sometimes silent but always around you. &lt;qq&gt;Good 
            morning&lt;qq&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Thand 
            hawa, Dhagal Aakash, Dhukyat Dongar aani Maticha Suwas... Garmagaram 
            Bhaji... Kadak Chaha Chimb Bhijayala tayar raha... Pahilya Pawsachya 
            Shubhechchaa..!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Arz 
            kiya hai, Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam . . . Aaj ke baad ... 
            ... ...Kyonki kichad bahot ho jata hai. Barsaat ke baad. &lt;qq&gt;HAPPY 
            MONSOON&lt;qq&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Ek 
            baar ek tut hue taare ko dekha to dil se awwaz aayi ki maang le aaj 
            kuch apne liye jab kuch manga to dil se fir awaaz aayi ki jo khud 
            tut raha hai wo kaise puri karega fariyad koi.....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;I 
            believe that GOD above created u for me to love... HE picked u out 
            from all the rest...because HE know Ill Love u the best...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;ice 
            is cream, Luv is a dream but out friendship is evergreen, Dont make 
            friends before understanding &amp; dont break a friendship after miss 
            understanding.. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Life 
            is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being 
            together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me. 
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;sona 
            hay hichki jab ati hay tu koi yad karta hay agar is bat main zara 
            si bhi haqeqat hya tu na mumkin hay k tumhari hicki aik pal bhi rokti 
            ho &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;KNOW 
            ABOVE ALL,LOVE EACH OTHER DEEPLY,BECAUSE LUV COVERS OVER A MULTITUDE 
            OF SINS.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Maut 
            ek bekhabar saathin hai jo bewafa nahi hoti,Yeh to woh hasina hai 
            jo kabhi ruswa nahi hoti... Zindagi ke bharam me kyon jalta hai tanha,Zindagi 
            ki yahi to haqiqat hoti.. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;dua 
            hai iss chhote dil ki, zindgi ki har bahar teri ho, na aaye kabhi 
            gam ka tufaan, har khushi, har chandni teri ho...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Abhi 
            abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk 
            pe aur kitni files daaloo Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao 
            Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao Woh to hum hain jo aap ki 
            chahat dil main rakhte hain Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar 
            main bikte hain Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar 
            ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere 
            dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai Aur 
            karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter 
            to maro yaar Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga Jaaneman 
            tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut 
            ker diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte 
            hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style Aapke adaaon ki hamne 
            save hai kar li file &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Reality 
            about Bruce Lee. Enjoy ....... 1) What is Bruce Lee&lt;q&gt;s favourite 
            vegetable? -- &lt;qq&gt;Mu Lee&lt;qq&gt; 2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for 
            lunch ? -- &lt;qq&gt;Tha Lee&lt;qq&gt; 3) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce 
            Lee movie is over? -- &lt;qq&gt;Kha Lee&lt;qq&gt; 4) What is Bruce Lees sister-in-laws 
            name? -- &lt;qq&gt;Saa Lee&lt;qq&gt; 5) Bruce Lees favourite breakfast? -- 
            &lt;qq&gt;Id Lee&lt;qq&gt; 6) Bruce Lees favourite festival? -- &lt;qq&gt;Diwa Lee&lt;qq&gt; 
            7) Bruce Lees favourite Actress? -- &lt;qq&gt;Sona lee&lt;qq&gt; 8) Bruce Lees 
            favourite Music? -- &lt;qq&gt;Qawa lee&lt;qq&gt; 9) What is Bruce Lees most 
            interesting job? -- &lt;qq&gt;Coo Lee&lt;qq&gt; 10) When did Bruce Lee die? -- 
            &lt;qq&gt;Final Lee&lt;qq&gt; 11) How did Bruce Lee die? -- &lt;qq&gt;with a Go Lee&lt;qq&gt; 
            12) What is Bruce Lees favourite hill station? -- &lt;qq&gt;Kulu Manna 
            Lee&lt;qq&gt; &lt;/q&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/q&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;nigahen 
            nigaho se mila ke to dekho, kabhi kisi ko apna bana ke to dekho, dur 
            ho jayegi is duniya se pani ki samasya, ek hafte bina pani ke naha 
            ke to dekho. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;A 
            friend is a push when u hav stopped...a chat when u r lonely...a guide 
            when u r searching...a smile when u r sad...&amp; a song when u r glad...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Wash 
            ur face...wash ur feet...now its time to fall asleep...ur eyes r weak 
            &amp; mouth cant speak...so, lets hope the night shall be nice &amp; sweet...GOOD 
            NIGHT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;In 
            hasino se rasme wafa aur dil lagana sarasar bhool hai.... Jis din 
            yeh ikrar kar le mohabbat ka samajh lena us din april fool hai... 
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Friendship 
            is like a book,It takes few seconds to burn but it takes years to 
            print.... So print it carefully &amp; never let it burn!!!!Good Morning.... 
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;U 
            r sweet as GIN,As hard as RUM,Warm as BRANDY,Exotic as WINE,Clear 
            as VODKA,Mature as WHISKY,Refreshing as BEER,And special as CHAMPAGNE.... 
            Oye tu banda hai ya Daaru ka Theka...!!! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Smile 
            to old means respect,Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling 
            infront of mobile means mental,Still smiling!!!Confirmed... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;(&lt;q&gt;) 
            (()) |: :| Be a candle,Be a light,Be a twinkle in the dark,Be a hope,Be 
            an inspiration &amp; make a big difference in others heart....&lt;/q&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/q&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;chala 
            ja msg tu ban ke GULAB hogi dosti sachi to ayega javab, nahi to samajh 
            jayege hum bhi ke kya hua nahi hoga vaqat hamare liye unke pass.........&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;kitney 
            ajeeb rishtey hey yaha pe do pal miltey sath sath chaltey hain jab 
            moor aye bach ke nikaltey hain yaha sab apni dhun mey deewani hain 
            karey wahi jo un dil maney, sab key laboo par apney taraney hain lejaye 
            nasseb kis ko kaha pe khaboo ki ye dunya hain khawboo mey he rehna 
            hain&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Ek 
            pal mein tumhe 100 baar Yaad karte hain, Har janam tera hi saath rahe 
            bas yehi Fariyaad karte hain&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;MUMKIN 
            HO APSE TO BHULA DIJIYE GA MUJHE PATHAR PE HON LAKEER MITA DIGIYE 
            GA MUJHE HAR ROZ MUJH SE HAI TAZA SIKAYAT APKO MAIN KIYA HON EK BAR 
            BATA DIGIYE GA MUJHE &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Pyaar 
            kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, 
            Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta. 
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Wo 
            to majborioon main lipti hain Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main Apney 
            ander chhupi ek aurat main Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain Na to jeeti 
            hain na to marti hain Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti 
            rehti hain Apne reeti or rawajoon se Any waley naye azaboon se Zardurat 
            main khily ghulaboon se Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain Larkiyaan 
            Bewafaa nahi hot Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain Or her lamha 
            darti rehti hain Apney pyaar se apney saye se Apney rishton se dil 
            ki dharkan se Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se Larkiyaan Bewafaa 
            nahi hoti !!! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;EXAMS 
            are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 
            3. Too much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always ATKT........ 
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;All 
            mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going,a 
            little smile to brighten up &amp; AMS from someone who cares to color 
            ur day... G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day.. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;My 
            frendship is like sugarcane. You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat 
            it to pulp, still all you will get is only sweetness!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;system 
            of love janurary..rose feb....perpose mareh..gift april...lift may....chating 
            june......dating july.....miss you aug....kiss you sep.....anger octo.....dangear 
            nove....Left DEC....NEXT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;shama 
            jis aag me jalti hai numaish ke liye usi aag me ham gumnaam se jal 
            jaate hain,jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath jane kyun 
            log mere naam se jal jate hain.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;mana 
            ki kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge magar ankhon jo hai wo kaise chhupaoge 
            .wadaraha hamara ye tumse jab bhi palke uthaoge hame sirf hame paoge&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;These 
            r d wonderful pairs in the world Hearts &amp; beats…… Night &amp; moon…… Birds 
            &amp; songs……. Roses &amp; love…… U &amp; ur smile …… So keep smiling.. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;ladkiyaan 
            aise hoti hai.........&amp;#8226; FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari 
            me FOOL ke sath wish kiya &lt;q&gt;You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL 
            &amp; wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS...HA HA HA&lt;/q&gt; &lt;/font&gt; &lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/q&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Dosti 
            ka jawab pyaar se dena....Mohabbat ka jawab Shadi se dena... Eet ka 
            jawab Pathar se dena.....par e dost mere SMS ka jawab CALL se hi dena.....I 
            am waiting..&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Birth 
            is the &lt;qq&gt;START OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt; Beauty is the &lt;qq&gt;ART OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt; Love 
            is the &lt;qq&gt;PART OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt; Death is the &lt;qq&gt;LAST OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt; But 
            Friends is the &lt;qq&gt;HEART OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Dil 
            kisi ka dukhana nahi chayie, dard me muskurana nahi chayie, yeh dosti 
            ka rishta hota bahut madhur hai, ise kabhi bhi bhulana nahi chayie.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;With 
            passing years, Friends must scatter; But when hearts are loyal, Distance 
            does not matter......&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;sweet 
            haert is a special word for (Love) Love is a special word for (Care) 
            Care is a special word for (Freind) Friend is a special word only 
            for u.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;when 
            the night comes...look at the sky...if u see a falling star...dont 
            wonder why...just make a wish...it&lt;q&gt;ll come true...bcoz I did it 
            and found u...&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Majburi 
            hamari woh jaan na sake,Farmaano ko hamare woh maan na sake.... Woh 
            kehte hain hume woh mar ke bhi chahenge,Jeete ji hume jo pehchaan 
            na sake....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;hum 
            SMS karte hai tyo wo samajhte hain ki mujhe aadat hai paisa udane 
            ki, lekin wo nadan kya samjhe ki ye bhi ek ada hai rishte nibhane 
            ki.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;U 
            R ACCENT OF MY LIFE. ALTO OF MY DREAMS.IKON OF MY EYE. INDICA OF MY 
            JOY.ZEN OF MY TOUGHT.LANCER OF MY HEART. SIMPLY UR TRAFFIC JAM OF 
            MY HEART.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
        &lt;tr style='mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt' width="50%"&gt; 
          &lt;td width="46%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Woh 
            maut bhi kya rangeen hogi,Laash ke paas agar ladkiyaan hasin hongi... 
            Lipatkar royengi woh humse,Wah re KHUDA upar ladki aur neeche zameen 
            hogi....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
        &lt;/tr&gt;
      &lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36435969-116222564861358777?l=textmall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/feeds/116222564861358777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36435969&amp;postID=116222564861358777' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116222564861358777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116222564861358777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/2006/10/hindi-sms.html' title='Hindi SMS'/><author><name>timeskraft</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06425638710731035737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36435969.post-116222466492697206</id><published>2006-10-30T08:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T08:53:37.013-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SMS Jokes 2'/><title type='text'>SMS Jokes- 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font color="#800000" face="Arial Black" size="5"&gt;SMS JOKES-2&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;Thief :
      quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha!
      ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;Do you want
      to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;A man went
      to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken
      into his house the night before. &amp;quot;You'll get your chance in
      court,&amp;quot; said the Police officer. &amp;quot;No, no no!&amp;quot; said the man.
      &amp;quot;I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
      I've been trying for years.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;Every man
      wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good
      cook..... But the law allows only one wife&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;Why there
      are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one
      of them to scream &amp;quot;Wouuuu-Wouuuuu&amp;quot; and the other - &amp;quot;Blue,
      Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;What do you
      call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;Teacher:
      Sonu, your composition on &amp;quot;My Dog&amp;quot; is exactly the same as your
      brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;A man phones
      a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
      She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the
      room is empty &amp;quot;Good,&amp;quot; says the man. &amp;quot;That means I must have
      really escaped.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;What is the
      difference between a jeweler and a jailor? A. A jeweler sells watches
      whereas a jailor watches cells!&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;Two men are
      discussing their lives. One says, &amp;quot;I'm getting married. I'm tired of
      a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.&amp;quot; The other
      one says, &amp;quot;I'm getting divorced for the same reasons.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;Dentist: I
      have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five
      minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000.
      Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can
      extract it very slowly if you like&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;I asked my
      wife, &amp;quot;Where do you want to go for our anniversary?&amp;quot; She said,
      &amp;quot;Somewhere I have never been!&amp;quot; I told her, &amp;quot;How about the
      kitchen?&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;A company
      held a contest for kids with the theme: &amp;quot;The nicest thing My Father
      Ever Did For Me.&amp;quot; One kid answered &amp;quot;He married my mother.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="449"&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;The two
      partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped
      up from the table and said, &amp;quot;I have to go back to the office. I
      forgot to lock the safe!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;What are you worried about?&amp;quot; the
      other said. &amp;quot;We're both here.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;
      &lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#800000"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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  &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning
    of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a
    fortune teller.
    &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus
      with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto:
      Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on
      daddy's lap
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Man: Whisper those three words
      that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;A cop stops a drunk man and asks:
      Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the
      drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife
      and mother-in-law!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;A teacher was asking her class
      what their fathers did. When she asked young Johnny, he said, &amp;quot;My
      father's dead, Miss.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case,
      what did he do before he died?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He went blue and
      collapsed.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Patient: Doctor, you must help me.
      I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people.
      Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid
      bastard!
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Two flies order some food in a
      restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the
      same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad
      breath.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;A girl phoned me the other day and
      said...&amp;quot;Come on over, there's nobody home.&amp;quot; I went over. Nobody
      was home
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;A drunk was hauled into court.
      &amp;quot;Mister,&amp;quot; the judge began, &amp;quot;You ve been brought here for
      drinking.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Great,&amp;quot; the drunk exclaimed.&amp;quot; When do we
      get started?&amp;quot;…
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Q: What did the gangster's son
      tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for
      3 hours but I never told them anything.&amp;quot;
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Gal: Do u have any sentimental
      love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I
      ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Wife: Darling today is our
      anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2
      minutes.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;An englishman, bihari &amp;amp;
      punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was
      available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice
      &amp;amp; Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Commerce professor asks the
      student: what is the most important source of finance for starting
      business? Student: &amp;quot;Father in law&amp;quot;.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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    &lt;td class="text" vAlign="top" width="466"&gt;Dad : Son, what do you want for
      your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around
      it.
      &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36435969-116222450575447750?l=textmall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/feeds/116222450575447750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36435969&amp;postID=116222450575447750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116222450575447750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36435969/posts/default/116222450575447750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://textmall.blogspot.com/2006/10/sms-jokes-1.html' title='SMS Jokes 1'/><author><name>timeskraft</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06425638710731035737</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36435969.post-116222435291135569</id><published>2006-10-30T08:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T08:54:47.463-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sweet Messages 2'/><title type='text'>Sweet SMS 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="left"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" border="1" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" width="65%" align="center" bordercolor="#000000"&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;ice
      is cream, Luv is a dream but out friendship is evergreen, Dont make
      friends before understanding &amp;amp; dont break a friendship after miss
      understanding..&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Every
      king was once a helpless baby &amp;amp; every great structure once a
      blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that
      counts... Gud Day!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;No
      Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Bath No God&lt;q&gt;s Prayer No No No No No No
      First of All My&amp;nbsp; SMS Good Morning&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;close
      ur eyes and move, yeah move ahead.... turn right walk and turn around
      until you are before the mirror. Once you asked me about my life...!! Open
      your eyes and you can see it yourself.......&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;When
      I first saw you i was afraid to meet you. When i first meet you i was
      afraid to like you. and now that i like you i am afraid to love you. Now
      that i love you i am afraid to lose you.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;One
      sikh man who does not know english was taking a sun bath a woman came to
      him asking &lt;qq&gt;
      r u relaxing?&lt;qq&gt;
      he said no no i m banta singh another man came in and he asked same
      question r u relaxing he said no no i m banta singh 3 to 5 more people
      came asking same question he got annoyed he stood up and went away whiile
      he was going he found an american taking sun bath he asked him r u
      relaxing that man replied yaaaaaaaaah and sikh man started beating him and
      said to him stupid u r sitting over here and people r searching for u over
      there&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Monsoon
      Rain or Summer Heat, Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me
      Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;U
      know, What is the Diffrence between U and Blood, Blood Comes to the Heart
      and goes outside, But U come in to My Heart and Stay there&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;No
      matter the sky is black or blue...no matter theres star or moon...as long
      as ur heart is true...sweet dreams will come to u...GOOD NIGHT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Think
      of difficult people as sandpaper,They may rub &amp;amp; scratch u painfully...
      But u&lt;q&gt;ll end up smooth &amp;amp; polished,And the sandpaper ends....Good
      Morning....&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;SPACE
      seems like an empty word... But it&lt;q&gt;s full of &lt;qq&gt;
      S&lt;qq&gt;
      pecial &lt;qq&gt;
      P&lt;qq&gt;
      eople &lt;qq&gt;
      A&lt;qq&gt;
      round &lt;qq&gt;
      C&lt;qq&gt;
      aring &lt;qq&gt;
      E&lt;qq&gt;
      ndlessly.... Good Morning....&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Wife
      is a &lt;qq&gt;
      Received call&lt;qq&gt;
      ,Neighbour girl is a &lt;qq&gt;
      Dialed Call&lt;qq&gt;
      ,Aunty is &lt;qq&gt;
      Missed Call&lt;qq&gt;
      ,Lover is &lt;qq&gt;
      Waiting Call&lt;qq&gt;
      But Friendship is a&lt;qq&gt;
      Fevicol&lt;qq&gt;
      ....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;AGE
      OF DRINKS... 1 To 3=MILK... 3 To 8=CERELAC... 9 To 13=HORLICKS... 14 To
      25=BEER... 26 To 40=OLDMONK... 41 To 60=TONIC... After 60 Anytime GANJAGAL...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Lots
      of ants were on my cell I was even more wondering that how can ants come
      to know that my cell contains contact of sweet person like U.....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;let
      the sun rise everyday for u!let it shine for u!ask the moon to accompany
      u!lat all the roses blush for u!with a little wish to u.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Open
      wid love muje tumse kuch kehna he wahi baat jo dil ko chu jai wahi pyar ke
      3 akshar 3 golden words SUDHAR JA NALAYAK......Hehe&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;These
      r d wonderful pairs in the world Hearts &amp;amp; beats…… Night &amp;amp;
      moon…… Birds &amp;amp; songs……. Roses &amp;amp; love…… U &amp;amp; ur
      smile …… So keep smiling..&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;sometimes my mind ask why ?i missu?
      why i love u ?why i care 4 u? why i remember u? why i sms u?then my haert
      aswers ,&lt;qq&gt;
      it simple ,b&lt;q&gt;coz u are so special 2 me.&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Its
      not an achievement to make 1000&lt;q&gt;s friends in a year, but an achievement
      is when you make a friend for 1000s years.&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Smile
      is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of
      livelihood &amp;amp; Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep
      smiling...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;SMILE
      &amp;gt; S : SETS U FREE M : MAKE U SPL I : INCREASE UR FACE VALUE E: ERASE UR
      TENSIONS SO KIP SMILING ITS SUITS U...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;a
      gun can kill some1, fire can burn some1, wind can chill, anger can rage,
      but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart...so, keep smiling&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="44%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Life
      end when you stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, Love ends
      when you stop caring, Friendship ends when u stop sharing so keep in
      touch.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Our
      friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of
      the window... I look down &amp;amp; then... i laugh again&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;it&lt;q&gt;s
      like reaching 4 a star, u know u cant reach it, but u keep trying,
      coz...may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 u! gud morning.&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
    &lt;td width="50%" valign="top" style="height: 1.5pt; padding: 0cm"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;Open
      ur door when u r alone,Open ur heart when u feel sad... But don&lt;q&gt;t open
      ur hand when u need a friend,Bcoz I m already holding ur hand forever...&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Monday
      went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told
      Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
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  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Q:
      Why the math book always upset ? A: because it has a lot of problems.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;I
      believe that GOD above created u for me to love... HE picked u out from
      all the rest...because HE know Ill Love u the best...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;A
      true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true friend
      is like the Air. Sometimes silent but always around you. &lt;qq&gt;
      Good morning&lt;qq&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;I
      believe that GOD above created u for me to love... HE picked u out from
      all the rest...because HE know Ill Love u the best...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Life
      is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being
      together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;KNOW
      ABOVE ALL,LOVE EACH OTHER DEEPLY,BECAUSE LUV COVERS OVER A MULTITUDE OF
      SINS.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;A
      friend is a push when u hav stopped...a chat when u r lonely...a guide
      when u r searching...a smile when u r sad...&amp;amp; a song when u r glad...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Wash
      ur face...wash ur feet...now its time to fall asleep...ur eyes r weak
      &amp;amp; mouth cant speak...so, lets hope the night shall be nice &amp;amp;
      sweet...GOOD NIGHT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Smile
      to old means respect,Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront
      of mobile means mental,Still smiling!!!Confirmed...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Friendship
      is like a book,It takes few seconds to burn but it takes years to
      print.... So print it carefully &amp;amp; never let it burn!!!!Good
      Morning....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;U
      r sweet as GIN,As hard as RUM,Warm as BRANDY,Exotic as WINE,Clear as
      VODKA,Mature as WHISKY,Refreshing as BEER,And special as CHAMPAGNE.... Oye
      tu banda hai ya Daaru ka Theka...!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;(&lt;q&gt;)
      (()) |: :| Be a candle,Be a light,Be a twinkle in the dark,Be a hope,Be an
      inspiration &amp;amp; make a big difference in others heart....&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;A
      union of 2 hearts, A meeting of 2 minds , Its a cherished gift from heaven
      that every loving hearts dreaming of.. THAT&lt;qq&gt;
      S LIFE.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;EXAMS
      are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand.
      3. Too much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always ATKT........&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;All
      mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going,a
      little smile to brighten up &amp;amp; AMS from someone who cares to color ur
      day... G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;My
      frendship is like sugarcane. You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to
      pulp, still all you will get is only sweetness!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
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    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;system
      of love janurary..rose feb....perpose mareh..gift april...lift may....chating
      june......dating july.....miss you aug....kiss you sep.....anger octo.....dangear
      nove....Left DEC....NEXT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;Birth
      is the &lt;qq&gt;
      START OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt;
      Beauty is the &lt;qq&gt;
      ART OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt;
      Love is the &lt;qq&gt;
      PART OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt;
      Death is the &lt;qq&gt;
      LAST OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt;
      But Friends is the &lt;qq&gt;
      HEART OF LIFE&lt;qq&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;With
      passing years, Friends must scatter; But when hearts are loyal, Distance
      does not matter......&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;sweet
      haert is a special word for (Love) Love is a special word for (Care) Care
      is a special word for (Freind) Friend is a special word only for u.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;when
      the night comes...look at the sky...if u see a falling star...dont wonder
      why...just make a wish...it&lt;q&gt;ll come true...bcoz I did it and found u...&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/q&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr style="mso-yfti-irow:64;height:1.5pt" width="50%"&gt;
    &lt;td width="52%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
      &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font face="Tahoma"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#003366"&gt;U
      R ACCENT OF MY LIFE. ALTO OF MY DREAMS.IKON OF MY EYE. INDICA OF MY
      JOY.ZEN OF MY TOUGHT.LANCER OF MY HEART. SIMPLY UR TRAFFIC JAM OF MY
      HEART.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
      &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
    &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
          &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
            &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;If 
            u care 4 me, I Care 4 u. U miss me, I miss U, U like me, I like U, 
            U msg me, I msg U, U forget me, I&lt;qq&gt;m sorry this wher I&lt;q&gt;M different 
            from u? I&lt;qq&gt; KILL U!! &lt;/q&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;q&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;br&gt;
            &lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/q&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
 &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
          &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
            &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;I 
            like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, 
            perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take 
            the next one!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
 &lt;/td&gt;
  &lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;
          &lt;td width="48%" height="2" valign="top"&gt;
            &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#003366"&gt;What is difference 
            between watch &amp; wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our 
            Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="1" face="Verdana" color="#996600"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
            &lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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    &lt;/tr&gt;
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